Holocaust Deniers Fear For Future Of Denial As Original Deniers Die Off
Even a soldier who was only seventeen at war’s end would be pushing ninety today.
Israel Quickly Hides Dams To Undermine Gaza Flood Claims
It was in fact Israel, not Palestinians or journalists, who began spreading the older photos, in order to generate credibility for the “slander” angle.
US Complains It Was Not Notified of Israel Sukkah-Building Frenzy
Aides to US President Barack Obama expressed displeasure today over not being informed of plans to assemble tens of thousands of makeshift residential structures over the last week in Jewish communities in areas both Israel and the Palestinians claim.
Ahashverosh Enlists J-Street To Oppose Temple Reconstruction
In honor of SHushan Purim: Ben-Ami’s organization rose to combat the common misperception that the Jews give monolithic support to their own redemption and restoration.
Eclipse Distraction So Successful, Mossad Plans More
“We’re chuffed to bits,” gushed a section chief in uncharacteristic exuberance.
My Favorite Biblical Moment Is When Moses Brought The Palestinians Into The Promised Land
When Moses, after four hundred years of wandering through the wilderness, finally led he Palestinian People into the land Allah promised to their ancestor Cain.
2050 CE: Annexation Any Day Now, Assures Bibi
“I think he means it,” argued Yesha Freier of the nationalist Jewish Right at Home Party.
What’s Important Is I Don’t IDENTIFY As An anti-Semite
Only the Jewish-controlled media--supported by Jewish money--have the power to spread such falsehoods as my being an antisemite.
Haredim Puzzled By World’s Use Of Sukkah Decorations In December
Sukkah tinsel decorations enjoy a robust market but are invariably manufactured for "another"holiday
Amusement Park Admits: Overbooked Group Visits Just To Ruin Your Family’s Trip
“Frustration for a family that has to wade through throngs of misbehaving day-campers just to miss a shot at a bad stuffed imitation of a popular animated character… that’s what it’s all about.”
Non-Arab Iran Willing To Fight Israel and the West Down To Very Last Arab
We are fighting a fight of survival. But it’s not our survival that’s at stake. We’ll be fine. Can’t say the same for the Arabs of the region, though.”
Police Assure Lod Jews Pogrom Anti-Zionist, NOT Antisemitic
"All the unrest you have experienced this week is merely anti-Zionist, and you may therefore unburden yourselves of the anxiety over antisemitism.”
If Australia Moves Its Embassy To Jerusalem, We’ll Keep Doing The Awful Things That...
The dunderhead's blunder 'saids' in response to thunder from Down Under
Political Parties To Outnumber Voters By Next Election
The pace of party registration with the Board of Elections has jumped ahead of the birth rate, such that if both rates continue their current trends, parties will outnumber Israeli voters by the first half of 2023.
Hamas Asks, ‘What Point Of Sukkah If Not To Keep Weapons Near Kids?’
“You don’t exploit that crowded situation to turn the wife, kids, and sisters into human shields? What kind of warped thinking is that?
To Get Obama’s Attention, ISIS Renames Self, ‘Global Warming’
ISIS intends to rename itself "Global Warming" in order to provoke US into confronting it seriously.
Corrupt Elite Fears Losing Control Of Courts To Different Corrupt Elite
“Ours is the noble kind of corruption. The democratic kind. Theirs is the fascist kind.” Jerusalem, February 9 – A proposed ...
Iran Insists Arming Hamas, Islamic Jihad To Create Safe Haven For Jews
“Ms. Tlaib expressed our aims as succinctly as anyone could.”
Unsold Purim Costumes Repackaged As Passover ‘Cereal’
The complete lack of food ingredients makes Rabbinate certification as kosher-for-Passover a formality.
Researchers At Loss To Explain Who Actually Eats Hamantaschen
Enjoy--and remember, Eat RESPONSIBLY!
I Like Sunsets, Walks On The Beach, And Sending Children To Get Shot At...
Love at first fight...
Sire, Haman’s Lottery For When To Kill The Jews Promotes Gambling
Sire, just because Eilat is considering legalizing gambling, doesn't make it good for Shushan!
Effort To Drive Jews Into Sea Refocuses On Hacking Waze To Point Toward Mediterranean
Waze began as an Israeli startup; the poetry of the history is not lost on the proposal's proponents.
Gov’t Runs Out Of Ways To Explain Ban On Temple Mount Jewish Prayer Without...
“If we do our jobs and have to face the violent mob, people might get killed and we might lose our jobs, which would be the biggest tragedy of all.”
Hanukkah Light Sends Paul Revere On False-Alarm Ride
“Oops,” he muttered. “Awkward. My bad.”
Soccer and Parkour OK On Temple Mount; Muslims Worried About Jews Desecrating Place By...
Presumptuous of Jews to think they can be not under Islamic domination.
Everything You Don’t Like Now Called Apartheid
Following HRW expansion of the term’s application, things that are Apartheid now include lawn maintenance and jelly-filled donuts.
AOC: Make Poverty Illegal
“If we want our children safer in school, in the streets, and at home, we need to ban firearms; if we want our children to have enough to eat and a comfortable life, we need to ban poverty.”
Squad Discovers Its Candidates Lose Elections When Opponents Allowed To Run
“The problem is there are other people running against our people.”
Jews Worthy Of Third Temple For Centuries Already; Bureaucracy, Contractor Delaying Work
"certain unnamed contractors who continue to claim they need fees to cover various zoning variances and building permits for the Third Temple and other, associated facilities, when in fact no such fees were stipulated in the contract.”