US Complains It Was Not Notified of Israel Sukkah-Building Frenzy
Aides to US President Barack Obama expressed displeasure today over not being informed of plans to assemble tens of thousands of makeshift residential structures over the last week in Jewish communities in areas both Israel and the Palestinians claim.
Amnesty International To Merge With Hamas (Satire)
“It’s a natural synergy of goals and talents,” says AI spokesman.
Haredim Puzzled By World’s Use Of Sukkah Decorations In December
Sukkah tinsel decorations enjoy a robust market but are invariably manufactured for "another"holiday
CNN Offers $10K Reward For Positive Stories Of Islamists
CNN issued the offer in keeping with its policy of offsetting every negative report about Islamists
Obama Cites Lack Of Polish Golf Courses In Skipping Auschwitz [satire]
“Many important occasions demand his (Obama's) attention and there is no way he can attend them all”
Israel Quickly Hides Dams To Undermine Gaza Flood Claims
It was in fact Israel, not Palestinians or journalists, who began spreading the older photos, in order to generate credibility for the “slander” angle.
To Get Obama’s Attention, ISIS Renames Self, ‘Global Warming’
ISIS intends to rename itself "Global Warming" in order to provoke US into confronting it seriously.
Therapist To Help Hamas Men In Collapsed Tunnel Who Feel ‘Trapped’
Feeling "trapped" and "no light at the end of the tunnel" has led to depression among Hamas diggers
BDS Protesters Using Banners Made In Jewish Settlements
Signs of the times: BDS signs made beyond "Green Line" BDS is 'black and blue' from 'Blue and White'
Sire, Haman’s Lottery For When To Kill The Jews Promotes Gambling
Sire, just because Eilat is considering legalizing gambling, doesn't make it good for Shushan!
Palestinians Mull Plans For When No Holocaust Survivors Left To Stab
From the Arab perspective, the future of Holocaust-survivor-stabbing is bleak, and that replacements for it will not carry the same power.
Naomi Returns To Bethlehem; Last Time Jew Does So Without Military Escort
Naomi came back to Bethlehem today after 10 years, marking the final time for about three millennia that a Jew will enter the city without need of an armed escort.
UN Blames Israel For Lousy Mobile Reception In Hamas Tunnels
“It would have been more humane to enable the doomed people trapped in tunnels to play, for example, Candy Crush.”
Al Aqsa Worshipers Confused By July 4 Fireworks Not Aimed At People
Numerous worshipers at the contested holy site hesitated before commenting on the American July 4 fireworks tradition, confused by the evident lack of intent to harm others in the celebration.
Consistent Use Of Correct Hebrew Proves Man Is Foreign Spy
“He was using the right verb form for the third-person plural future,” recalled an agent.
Erdogan Wouldn’t Let Elders Of Zion Plan His Fake Coup
“For a coup to be believable, you need the armed forces to be behind it, not just a few units with some others along for the ride.”
Moses Smashes Tablets At Seeing Nation Worship Two-State Solution
Moses descended from the mountain and beheld the uncontrolled passion with which the masses were dancing about the idol they had adopted.
Palestinian Talmud Appropriated By Jews
Pro-Palestinian advocates claim Jews learning the Palestinian Talmud negates Palestinian culture and recasts it as Jewish in the ongoing Zionist effort to displace the indigenous Palestinian people.
Ayatollahs Realize US Would, By Contrast, Veto Any UN Resolution Against Iran
“Obama.’s been angling to abandon Israel since before he took office.”
Israelis Hoping Livni Accepts UN Post So She Can Bring That Organization Down Too!
Israelis look forward to Livni’s eventual impact on the UN, which, if Livni’s record serves as an indicator, will descend into irrelevance and impotence.
BDS Says Vashti Boycott Of Ahashverosh Feast Their Idea
This is not the first time the BDS movement has claimed victory as the result of a development that actually runs counter to their goals.
Abbas Honors Pigeon That Pooped On Netanyahu’s Motorcade
The defecation took place last week, as Netanyahu’s motorcade made its way through Jerusalem. Bibi has had it tough with birds: Obama compared him to 'chickensh*t' and now this. How FOWL!
Maggid Of Mezeritch: Gebrochts An April Fools Prank Gone WILD!
My friends and I were sure that our disciples, who were learned men, would get the joke, that Gebrocht was an April Fools prank and that would be the end of that. But it didn't happen that way.
UN Envoys Go Through Metal Detectors Into Session To Condemn Israel For Metal Detectors
“Who could ever agree to go through such humiliation as magnometers?”
Eclipse Distraction So Successful, Mossad Plans More
“We’re chuffed to bits,” gushed a section chief in uncharacteristic exuberance.
Sanhedrin Enacts 40 Lashes For ‘Liking’ Instead Of Retweeting
To 'Like' or 'Re-Tweet,' that is the question...
Non-Arab Iran Willing To Fight Israel and the West Down To Very Last Arab
We are fighting a fight of survival. But it’s not our survival that’s at stake. We’ll be fine. Can’t say the same for the Arabs of the region, though.”
Researchers At Loss To Explain Who Actually Eats Hamantaschen
Enjoy--and remember, Eat RESPONSIBLY!
Jews Don’t Control the Weather? What Do You Call The Ten Plagues?
When a little bit pf Purim comes to Pesach--Trayon White brings his meteorological expertise to the Haggadah
PreOccupied Territory: NGOs Can’t Hear Dying Syrians Over Sound Of How Awesome Hamas Is
“Chemical weapons? No, that couldn’t be right. Obama and Kerry promised Russia would take care of removing Assad’s stockpile.”