10. “Kahane Was Right” folks will be able to rally in front of Palestinian embassies
9. Google Maps and my Israeli GPS will stop refusing to show directions to Ramallah
8. Instead of punishing MK Haneen Zoabi by just kicking her out of the Knesset, we can deport her to Palestine
7. The Chinese “Bodies” exhibition will find a home, with Yasser Arafat on permanent display
6. Now we know Micronesia really loves us
5. Personal injury attorneys love a Ramallah jury
4. IDF checkpoints will be upgraded to “Guest IDF checkpoints”
3. Israelis will be able to retrieve portions of their cars straight from the chop shop
2. If you missed your favorite cable TV show, you can always find it on MEMRI
1. More storage room for the new Iranian rocket shipments