How did the prime minister of Malaysia uncover the great Jewish secret?
The secret of course is the clandestine operation taking place behind double-locked doors in the basements of Hebrew schools around the world in which little Jewish boys and girls are given the course World Control 10. Jews have been sworn to secrecy for millennia promising never to disclose this highly classified information. Presently there is a comprehensive internal investigation now under way to uncover the traitor or collaborator.
Today Jews rule the world by proxy. They survived 2000 years of pogroms not by hitting back but by thinking stated Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad. He carefully explained The Jews gained control of the most powerful countries and have become a world power. A resounding standing ovation followed from the leaders gathered for the Organization of Islamic Conference.
The fact remains that it is quite difficult to explain how a few million Jews have defeated 1.3 billion Muslims intellectually technologically financially religiously militarily and of course morally. What else is really left to accomplish?
Although the mighty 77-year-old prime minister concluded that Muslims should unite for a final victory the actual triumph appears to have already been accomplished by the West’s Christians Jews and secularists. How embarrassing for a head of state named after the founder of Islam.
Criticism of Mahathir’s deranged ideas was surprisingly mild throughout the Western community. After all this was not some obscure diplomat calling Israel a ‘sh — ty little country’ at a classy dinner party. President Bush certainly missed a golden opportunity to virtually insure victory in the 2004 election.
Americans love their heroes to stand up to bad guys. From John Wayne to Dirty Harry love for the physical destruction of evil is a value. When Saddam’s sons were on the coroner’s table getting plastic surgery for a bizarre media event there was joy and dancing in Times Square.
Had George W. Bush moseyed over to Prime Minister Mahathir in public instead of private and given him a good Texas whuppin’ Iran Libya and Syria would have immediately destroyed their WMD plans. When will the decent world leaders stop repeating Chamberlain’s mistakes of talking and negotiating? That course of action has no place at an evil table.
This Malaysian impotent potentate ran a 22-year dictatorship and yet had the chutzpah to criticize America Australia and Great Britain on a regular basis. His only claim to fame was a brief economic success with the Malaysian economy which ultimately went south.
Since the world’s 1.3 billion Muslims are living with virtual economic failure it is no wonder that someone who now blames the Jews and the West for all their failures is taken seriously. It must be difficult for over a billion people in the Middle East and Asia to look in the mirror and see the true reasons for their problems. Blaming others for their own shortcomings is a childlike quality found in most despicable countries.
Even worse than one dimwit prime minister is an auditorium filled with 126 comparable heads of state who lead 57 other Muslim nations all applauding the Malaysian diatribes. Watching respectfully from behind was Kofi Annan whose silence was certainly deafening. Especially notable was Afghanistan?s Hamid Karzi who called the speech very correct. The American administration should end his Secret Service detail immediately. And we heard noises from the Pharaoh-like Egyptian Foreign Minister Ahmed Maher who added his expert analysis of the speech as a very very wise assessment.
Although Dr. Mahathir criticized the damned militant (Muslim) violence in the Middles East as futile because it has not accomplished anything….i.e. for well over half a century we have fought over Palestine…and achieved nothing the implication is obvious. The militant violence was not wrong morally; it was wrong only because it failed to accomplish its ultimate goal.
As the prime minister’s voice rose with excitement he explained through a most brilliant insight that Of course the Jews rule the world. Look at America. They control all the companies. The politicians need their money so they support Israel. How did Mahathir find out about Bill Gates’s bar mitzvah party and Warren Buffet’s bris?
This is further proof that…..
The writer of this piece was unable to complete this article on deadline. He has been called to a meeting with President Bush and has Donald Rumsfeld and Condoleezza Rice on his cell phone asking advice about Afghanistan and Iraq. We apologize for the inconvenience.
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