Something like that. You asked for my opinion, Haman, and frankly I’d advise you not to do it.
“Aw! Why not?”
Well, even attempting murder would take you to the gallows.
“Gallows… Hey, now you’re on to something!”
Mr. Haman, I don’t think you understand. Killing this man wouldn’t win you the lottery of luck, you know –
“Lottery? That’s it! So you’re saying I should build a set of gallows, hang Mordechai on it, and hatch a plot to kill the Jews using a lottery to figure out when?”
Mr. Haman, I did not say anything of the sort. Will you please –
“Listen, Doc, I gotta go! Woodcutter closes shop soon. Thanks for your help! I’ll tell you how it goes at our next meeting, ok?”
Patient rushes out, forgetting to shut the door. Psychologist is considering finding a new career.
