Larry's Letters: No COW-ards Here

Dear Friends of Israel.

I am starting a fund to support the Moosad, the organization of cows recruited to spy on the Palestinians. Your support will be invaluable.

Here are the various categories of giving:

Wagyu Founders            $100,000

Bovine Secretariat           $ 50,000

Heifer Council                   $10,000

Black Angus Cohens       $5,000

Ruminants Trustees        $1000

Please send your tax free donation to:

The Moosad Bovine Corps,

Levine Farm,

Be'er Tuvia

Israel

C/o Bibi Netanyahu

Account number: 188123490 at the Jabotinsky Bank in the Cayman Islands.

P.S. Be Generous!