New El Al Slogans

With El Al now being the only airline flying in and out of Israel, I came up with some new slogans for them. I hope they use one:

"El Al - The airline that flies you to Israel. The only one..."

"El Al - Our pilots are trained in evasive maneuvers"

"El Al - If we didn't have a monopoly before, we sure do now"

"El Al - Keeping Israel Open for Business"

"El Al - We'll take you anywhere (except Gaza)"

"El Al - Special Discount for Brave Americans - Just kidding, no discount"

"El Al - We never fly to Israel on Shabbat - those other airlines are just copycats"

"El Al - Hah! Now those HAS Advantage points you collected are really worthless"

"El Al - If you thought our service was bad when we had competition..."

"El Al - Fly El Al, see our anti-missile system in action"

"El Al - We'll keep on flying, even when missiles fly too"

"El Al - It's not just an airline, it's an adventure"

"El  Al - Flying the unfriendly skies"

"El Al -We know why you fly us, because we're the only one around'

Let's hear your ideas.