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Medical uniforms also hard to come by.
Market realities dictate the dominance of Jewish-owned companies.
Waze began as an Israeli startup; the poetry of the history is not lost on the proposal's proponents.
An eyebrow-raising violation of established custom.
The complete lack of food ingredients makes Rabbinate certification as kosher-for-Passover a formality.
“Ours is the noble kind of corruption. The democratic kind. Theirs is the fascist kind.” Jerusalem, February 9 – A proposed ...
"Aryeh, I see you on the court, bringing to bear a sensibility that those cloistered, wealthy 'intellectuals' could never muster."
Florin from the Princess Bride visits (in words) the Kingdom of the Jews
They Spent Campaign Funds On Candy To Celebrate Dead Jews
“Essentially, the people are wrong for thinking Palestinians trying to kill us means we shouldn’t give Palestinians greater capacity to kill us,” explained Chairwoman Zahava Gal-On.
The silence of his left-wing partners and the sympathetic media challenges his efforts to link himself to the operation in the minds of potential voters.
“Frustration for a family that has to wade through throngs of misbehaving day-campers just to miss a shot at a bad stuffed imitation of a popular animated character… that’s what it’s all about.”
Mainstream media sources rushed to assist.
While acknowledging Zionism in their upbringings, they talked mainly of getting the hell out of the discordant dystopia.
“The problem is there are other people running against our people.”
Every man needs purpose, and I believe I have found a purpose that will propel me to my next pursuit: management of eldercare facilities and hands-on administration of female educational institutions for the Jews of this great state.
“If we do our jobs and have to face the violent mob, people might get killed and we might lose our jobs, which would be the biggest tragedy of all.”
A development that threatens the absolute nature of Islam’s inevitable dominance in Islamist theology.
Spotting Jews will become a matter of seconds, rather than having to ask around, which can waste precious minutes during an altercation in which a Jew might defend himself.
Following HRW expansion of the term’s application, things that are Apartheid now include lawn maintenance and jelly-filled donuts.
He met his end in a tunnel that IAF jets pounded with bombs the Thursday night before last, along with six other Palestinian toddlers in their twenties
"All the unrest you have experienced this week is merely anti-Zionist, and you may therefore unburden yourselves of the anxiety over antisemitism.”
“Let me say it again: JEWS. PRAYING. You can just feel the existential threat.”
Presumptuous of Jews to think they can be not under Islamic domination.
Reactions included numerous “Likes” in which the irony failed to resonate.
In honor of SHushan Purim: Ben-Ami’s organization rose to combat the common misperception that the Jews give monolithic support to their own redemption and restoration.
Ben-Ami insisted that American Jewry in general, but especially his organization, must have a say in what happens from "the River of Egypt to the River Euphrates."
“If the Jews of Israel want to live a normal existence, they have to forfeit the security that everyone needs in order to live a normal existence.”
“Oops,” he muttered. “Awkward. My bad.”
The Ayatollah grew to think he established almost a birthright to shape US Iran policy during the Obama administration.
“I’m not looking forward to when things open up and my wife starts asking why I’m not going.”
“You don’t exploit that crowded situation to turn the wife, kids, and sisters into human shields? What kind of warped thinking is that?
“It’s all political, and if an Arab country wants to normalize, they can just do it? That can’t be.”
Israeli travelers took to focusing on what they do best while out of the country: making themselves and their countrymen look like spoiled, whiny, provincial ingrates.
"certain unnamed contractors who continue to claim they need fees to cover various zoning variances and building permits for the Third Temple and other, associated facilities, when in fact no such fees were stipulated in the contract.”
“We find slightly more support for the idea that Israel should rely on existential enemies to help guarantee its security.”
UK and EU opposition, though by no means unified, comes against the backdrop of two thousand years of European and other dominant powers trying to prevent Jewish sovereignty anywhere.
“I think he means it,” argued Yesha Freier of the nationalist Jewish Right at Home Party.
“Those consequences will be hard to discern unless we specify them, because they will consist of the same continued attempts to rid the territory between the River and the Sea of Jews.”
A spokesman for De Blasio’s all-white, all-male public relations team declined to address the mayor’s uncharacteristic opposition to Jews in camps.
The timing of the Exodus narrative according to traditional dating places it centuries later than many of the pyramids.
A pilgrimage festival under current circumstances will prove an epidemiological nightmare.
The Countdown Begins: Sefirat Ha"Leftovers"
Police will reassign officers who until now have guarded synagogues, yeshivas, and other Jewish community institutions.
I define antisemitism ontologically as a product of white supremacy, making antisemitism by others – Black Hebrew Israelites, Muslims, whoever – impossible.
Officials admitted they find it difficult to identify any phenomenon other than Rabin’s assassination that paints the left in a positive light and the right in a negative one, given that the left’s policies resulted in so much carnage.
Consumer goods may enter the coastal territory, but only through Israel via the Kerem Shalom facility or through Egypt via the Rafah crossing.
An official from Russia’s intelligence agency admitted his organization failed to maintain adequate data security.
To prevent the embarrassing discovery that the disgraced Barak has anything to do with him.
When Moses, after four hundred years of wandering through the wilderness, finally led he Palestinian People into the land Allah promised to their ancestor Cain.
Jews view the Temple Mount, the site of two ancient shrines and the focal point of Jewish longing for thousands of years, as the most sacred location in their religion, but no one cares what Jews think or feel.
“Ms. Tlaib expressed our aims as succinctly as anyone could.”
The pace of party registration with the Board of Elections has jumped ahead of the birth rate, such that if both rates continue their current trends, parties will outnumber Israeli voters by the first half of 2023.
“If we want our children safer in school, in the streets, and at home, we need to ban firearms; if we want our children to have enough to eat and a comfortable life, we need to ban poverty.”
“At the annual checkup Iran has asked numerous times what the procedure entails, and never hesitates to delve into every detail.”
Only the Jewish-controlled media--supported by Jewish money--have the power to spread such falsehoods as my being an antisemite.
“Being an aggregator and posing as something original isn’t even original,” he added. “Tzipi Livni did it first.”
People of conscience everywhere must protest. So let us rise up now and fight the erasure of Palestinians from The Flintstones.
Even a soldier who was only seventeen at war’s end would be pushing ninety today.
Outwardly I have to act as if I’m really annoyed.
Establishments pursuing a more elite non-kosher clientele will also enjoy more expensive options such as certification that the establishment uses or serves wine consecrated or offered to idolatry.
The dunderhead's blunder 'saids' in response to thunder from Down Under
O Felesteen, We shall free you from the prison of their wicked acts of farming, through blood and fire! Mostly fire, though. Lots of it.
“It would be a shame to have so many CDs go to waste. My children’s preschool can only use so many of the things in crafts projects.”
“Chemical weapons? No, that couldn’t be right. Obama and Kerry promised Russia would take care of removing Assad’s stockpile.”
When a little bit pf Purim comes to Pesach--Trayon White brings his meteorological expertise to the Haggadah
Enjoy--and remember, Eat RESPONSIBLY!
We are fighting a fight of survival. But it’s not our survival that’s at stake. We’ll be fine. Can’t say the same for the Arabs of the region, though.”
To 'Like' or 'Re-Tweet,' that is the question...
“We’re chuffed to bits,” gushed a section chief in uncharacteristic exuberance.
“Who could ever agree to go through such humiliation as magnometers?”
My friends and I were sure that our disciples, who were learned men, would get the joke, that Gebrocht was an April Fools prank and that would be the end of that. But it didn't happen that way.
The defecation took place last week, as Netanyahu’s motorcade made its way through Jerusalem. Bibi has had it tough with birds: Obama compared him to 'chickensh*t' and now this. How FOWL!
This is not the first time the BDS movement has claimed victory as the result of a development that actually runs counter to their goals.
Israelis look forward to Livni’s eventual impact on the UN, which, if Livni’s record serves as an indicator, will descend into irrelevance and impotence.
“Obama.’s been angling to abandon Israel since before he took office.”
Pro-Palestinian advocates claim Jews learning the Palestinian Talmud negates Palestinian culture and recasts it as Jewish in the ongoing Zionist effort to displace the indigenous Palestinian people.
Moses descended from the mountain and beheld the uncontrolled passion with which the masses were dancing about the idol they had adopted.
“He was using the right verb form for the third-person plural future,” recalled an agent.
“For a coup to be believable, you need the armed forces to be behind it, not just a few units with some others along for the ride.”
Numerous worshipers at the contested holy site hesitated before commenting on the American July 4 fireworks tradition, confused by the evident lack of intent to harm others in the celebration.
“It would have been more humane to enable the doomed people trapped in tunnels to play, for example, Candy Crush.”
Naomi came back to Bethlehem today after 10 years, marking the final time for about three millennia that a Jew will enter the city without need of an armed escort.
From the Arab perspective, the future of Holocaust-survivor-stabbing is bleak, and that replacements for it will not carry the same power.
Sire, just because Eilat is considering legalizing gambling, doesn't make it good for Shushan!
Signs of the times: BDS signs made beyond "Green Line" BDS is 'black and blue' from 'Blue and White'
Feeling "trapped" and "no light at the end of the tunnel" has led to depression among Hamas diggers
ISIS intends to rename itself "Global Warming" in order to provoke US into confronting it seriously.
UNESCO wants to declare 9/11 site Muslim but Port Authority is constructing 94-story office there
It was in fact Israel, not Palestinians or journalists, who began spreading the older photos, in order to generate credibility for the “slander” angle.
“Many important occasions demand his (Obama's) attention and there is no way he can attend them all”
CNN issued the offer in keeping with its policy of offsetting every negative report about Islamists
Sukkah tinsel decorations enjoy a robust market but are invariably manufactured for "another"holiday
“It’s a natural synergy of goals and talents,” says AI spokesman.
Aides to US President Barack Obama expressed displeasure today over not being informed of plans to assemble tens of thousands of makeshift residential structures over the last week in Jewish communities in areas both Israel and the Palestinians claim.
