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Tzvi Fishman

Tzvi Fishman was awarded the Israel Ministry of Education Prize for Creativity and Jewish Culture for his novel "Tevye in the Promised Land." A wide selection of his books are available at Amazon. His recent movie "Stories of Rebbe Nachman" The DVD of the movie is available online.

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Tevye in the Promised Land

Tevye in the Promised Land, Chapter Thirty-Two: A Letter From America

By Tzvi Fishman

          One late afternoon when Tevye returned to his tent after a back-breaking day in the winery, a letter was waiting from Baylke. Sure enough, she had been in touch with Golda’s distant cousin in Chicago, and he had forwarded Tevye’s letter to her in New York. She had been thrilled […]

Tevye in the Promised Land

Tevye in the Promised Land, Chapter Thirty: Waters of Eden

By Tzvi Fishman

What was a man, Tevye thought, that one moment he could be so filled with power and seemingly invincible force, and the next moment a motionless pile of flesh?

Tevye in the Promised Land

Tevye in the Promised Land, Chapter Twenty-Eight: Waiting for the Baron

By Tzvi Fishman

When word arrived that Baron Edmond Rothschild was coming for a visit, with none other than the famous Dr. Chaim Weizmann, the colony turned into a frantic beehive of activity.

Tevye in the Promised Land

Tevye in the Promised Land, Chapter Twenty-Six: Tevye Takes a Wife

By Tzvi Fishman

  Both of Elisha's two grown daughters were golden-skinned, beautiful, devoutly religious, and nearly half Tevye's age. The eldest daughter, Carmel, was naturally the first choice of the parents, but Elisha told Tevye he could marry whomever he picked. Embarrassed by the whole distressing business, and wanting the matter to be concluded as discreetly as […]

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Oscar Who?

By Tzvi Fishman

My friends, if you want to save your souls, don’t watch the Oscars. If you want to be a holy Jew, you have to work on it.

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When Tevye Healed the Muktar's Daughter

By Tzvi Fishman

An excerpt from this week's chapter of Tevye in the Promised Land.

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Rav Kook's 'The Caged Lion'

By Tzvi Fishman

Like the lions in Rabbi Kook’s poem, may we also find the longing for freedom.

Tevye in the Promised Land

Tevye in the Promised Land, Chapter Twenty-Five: Tevye Cures the Muktar's Daughter

By Tzvi Fishman

     On the arranged date, the Jews set out to survey the land which their Arab neighbors wanted to sell. The Muktar Abdulla graciously sent them a guide who showed them the way through the mountains to his village. Traveling on horseback, the journey up and down the hillsides and valleys took them two […]

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The Super Narishkeit Bowl

By Tzvi Fishman

After all, who has time to sit in the dark and watch narishkeit? We have a country to build.

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Teach Your Children About Eretz Yisrael

By Tzvi Fishman

The Torah commands, 'Honor thy father and thy mother, in order that thy days be long upon the Land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.'

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Draft Diaspora Jews into the IDF!

By Tzvi Fishman

If we can’t forcibly draft Diaspora Jews, then it’s up to them to enlist on their own.

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Rabbis! Lead the Way in Battle!

By Tzvi Fishman

The Rabbis of the religious Zionist community serve in the army; why shouldn’t Haredi Rabbis also be brave examples for their students?

Tevye in the Promised Land

Tevye in the Promised Land, Chapter Twenty-Four: Morasha

By Tzvi Fishman

The Jewish Colony Association had chosen the mountainous location not for its suitability as farmland, but because of its price. When more and more Jews began immigrating to Palestine, the Turkish government began doubling and tripling the cost of the land until parcels were often ten times more expensive than farmland in Europe. The Baron […]

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The Complainers are Alive and Well in America

By Tzvi Fishman

To all my blogger colleagues in America: if you want to complain about things in Israel, at least come live here, and play your part in the building.

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What's the Point of Celebrating Tu B’Shvat in Exile?

By Tzvi Fishman

Without Eretz Yisrael, the Torah is a shrunken, truncated, mini-version of the complete Torah of Eretz Yisrael.

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Redemption Can Come Even through the Non-Religious

By Tzvi Fishman

The previous two redemptions began when the Jews were very deficient in mitzvah observance.

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I’m Not Voting for Obama, that’s for Sure

By Tzvi Fishman

“How can we sing the Lord’s song in a foreign land?” King David asks. The answer is that we can’t.

Tevye in the Promised Land

Tevye in the Promised Land, Chapter Twenty-Three: A New Kind of Jew

By Tzvi Fishman

All of Tevye's life, it seemed like he was always saying good-bye. Back in the old country, what now seemed like lifetimes ago, his Hodel had left him for Perchik. Then Hava had run off with her gentile, and Shprintza had drowned. Then the heart and soul of his being, his devoted wife, Golda, had […]

Felafel on Rye / Israel Elections 5773

My Vote Won't Help Sell Out the Land of Israel

By Tzvi Fishman

By sitting in a Netanyahu-led government the Jewish Home would be an accomplice to the theft of the Land of Israel.

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I’m Not Such a Bad Guy After All!

By Tzvi Fishman

The novel, Tevye in the Promised Land, won the Israel Ministry of Education Award for Creativity and Jewish Culture.

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Voters Beware!

By Tzvi Fishman

Don’t cast your vote for a party that condemns Torah values and honest and dedicated people who have led the way in the education of our youth and the settlement of Eretz Yisrael.

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Break on Throuuuuugh!

By Tzvi Fishman

Rashi informs us that 80 percent of the Jews in Egypt were stricken to death during the plague of darkness because they didn’t want to leave the cesspools of Egypt and go to the Land flowing with milk and honey.

Tevye in the Promised Land

Tevye in the Promised Land, Chapter Twenty-Two: A Visit to the Yeshiva

By Tzvi Fishman

 Not only was Tevye's family going to be together, they were going to be rich! The Baron's gift of 5000 francs would make them the new aristocrats of Palestine. But Tevye's daydreaming didn't last long. When he heard that Nachman was planning on returning the money, Tevye nearly fell out of the wagon.      "I […]

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Why Not Stay in Egypt?

By Tzvi Fishman

The meaning of the Exodus is that Hashem chose the Jewish people to be His special Holy nation.

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Would American Jews Have Told Moses to Get Lost?

By Tzvi Fishman

The darkness of materialism is so great, who can fight against it?

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Who’s Afraid of David Dukes’ Dukes?

By Tzvi Fishman

We don’t want to rule over the goyim. We are to be their teachers, that’s all.

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Orthodox Sweep Elections in Israel!

By Tzvi Fishman

The only thing preventing it from becoming a reality is the tragic fact that so many Orthodox Jews prefer living in the Diaspora.

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I Love Jewish Women!

By Tzvi Fishman

Our sages teach it was the women of Israel that saved the nation from Egypt.

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Shovavim and the Secret of Good Health and Happiness

By Tzvi Fishman

A discussion of various practices related to the shovavim period.

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This Week's Bible Quiz

By Tzvi Fishman

Mount Sinai was to be a temporary stopover to pick up the Torah, but the goal of the Exodus was to bring the Jews to Israel.

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Get Out While You Can!

By Tzvi Fishman

It’s time for the Jews of America to get out of the country with their money while they can.

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Here Comes 'Shovavim'

By Tzvi Fishman

According to Kabbalah, the period of "Shovavim" is especially conducive to rectifying sexual transgressions.

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Why Celebrate the Circumcision of Jezeus?

By Tzvi Fishman

The history of January 1st should make Jews think twice before they celebrate New Year’s and take part in its heathen festivities.

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Here, It’s Not Xmas At All

By Tzvi Fishman

How can the Jews of the Diaspora put up with it?

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January 1st is Not New Year’s

By Tzvi Fishman

In galut, wee become possessed by the foreign lands and cultures where we live.

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Warning! Xmas!

By Tzvi Fishman

If you think that living in a Xtrian land doesn’t affect you at all, it’s because your brain has been so saturated with dreams of white Christmases.

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Why Should I Move to Israel?

By Tzvi Fishman

Each individual Jew should put his life in line with the goal of Clal Israel and not just live a private, ritual Judaism, practicing personal precepts, stripped of our national essence.

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We Ain’t Got a Soul in America

By Tzvi Fishman

Jewish life changes when we are in Galut. Not only does our Clalli soul disappear, but every detail of our life is affected.

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Graveyard, New York

By Tzvi Fishman

Thriving and prospering, materially and even spiritually in galut, with an abundance of Torah learning and observance, is nevertheless defined by the Torah, our Prophets and Sages, as death.

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Twas the Last Night of Hanukah

By Tzvi Fishman

By and large, American Jews are not really waiting for Mashiach to come.

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A Great Miracle is Happening Here Again!

By Tzvi Fishman

This is the Land of Miracles, where our Redemption is unfolding today.

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For the Miracles, Thank You

By Tzvi Fishman

Our Sages teach that when Chanukah comes around, we are to thank Hashem, not only for the miracles that He performed for us in Israel long ago, but also for the miracles which He performs for us today. So, with your permission, I want to take this opportunity to thank Hashem for all of the […]

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The Biggest Menorah in the World

By Tzvi Fishman

We become a “light to the nations” precisely when we are living together in Eretz Yisrael.

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Potifar’s Wife is in Your Home Too: The Dangers of the Internet

By Tzvi Fishman

Recognizing the terrible danger of unsupervised Internet viewing has extra significance now, at the time of Hanukah.

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Hellenism is Alive and Well in America

By Tzvi Fishman

The modern day Hellenists are the Jews of the Diaspora who have the ability to move to Israel, but prefer to identify with a foreign country and foreign culture.

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Palestinians, Progressives, Peace Now, Must Unite to Ban Chanukah

By Tzvi Fishman

“It wasn’t the Greeks whom the Israelis conquered. They were Palestine refugees from Syria."

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It’s All Happening at the Central Bus Station

By Tzvi Fishman

Emunah, the very heart of the Torah, teaches us what God and the Nation of Israel are all about.

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Confessions of a Brain Surgeon

By Tzvi Fishman

While my writing may be blunt and painful to some, I don’t blame the Jews in the Diaspora for their misunderstanding of what the Torah is really all about.

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New Diaspora Religion: Bagelism

By Tzvi Fishman

Pure Judaism? Without the Land of Israel? Sorry, but that isn’t Judaism. It’s a new religion.

Tevye in the Promised Land

Tevye in the Promised Land, Chapter Twenty-One: Reunion

By Tzvi Fishman

The journey from Zichron Yaacov to Jaffa took almost three days. For Tevye, it was a chance to see another part of the Land of Israel, the sandy, swamp-infested coastline bordering the Mediterranean Sea. Most of the landscape was barren, with only an occasional settlement along the way. The colonies of Hadera, Kfar Saba, and […]

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A Black Day for American Jews

By Tzvi Fishman

Diaspora Jewry should examine their role in Israel's failures to combat Palestinian moves at the UN.

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Don't Let Santa Fool You

By Tzvi Fishman

Just so the jolly little elves and white-bearded Santas don’t fool you, it pays to recall the truth about Christianity.

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Don’t Feel Bad! We Didn’t Lose the War!

By Tzvi Fishman

Hamas's celebrations of victory are based on fantasy and lies, and their joy won’t last when we hit them ten times as hard the next time.

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Of Course I Celebrate Thanksgiving

By Tzvi Fishman

For a Jew, everyday is Thanksgiving!

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Letters to My Son in Gaza: Jihad Must Be Destroyed!

By Tzvi Fishman

Dear Son, Do not be confused. Know who the enemy is. With all the meaningless talk of peace agreements and cease fires, the satanic enemy continues to fire rockets of destruction and blow up buses filled with innocent civilians. In the same breath, they demand that Israel end the assassination of its leaders, as a […]

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Dear Abba: They Won't Send Us in

By Tzvi Fishman

We learned in Lebanon that we can’t defeat the enemy with our Air Force alone. What’s the point of a truce that will last for three weeks until Hamas fires more rockets at Israel?

Felafel on Rye / Israel At War: Operation Amud Anan

I Love the Smell of Missiles in the Morning

By Tzvi Fishman

Some people like the smell of napalm in the morning, but I love the smell of missiles.

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No Ceasefire, My Son, Finish the Job!

By Tzvi Fishman

This past year, the government of Syria has slaughtered 50,000 truly innocent civilians. Does the world give a damn? No.

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Letter to Our Son After Shabbat

By Tzvi Fishman

So know that I am with you. So is your mother. The whole Shabbat, she waited for the moment she could turn on the radio to learn what was happening.

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Hiroshima on My Mind

By Tzvi Fishman

These “civilians” are not “innocent.”

Tevye in the Promised Land

Tevye in the Promised Land, Chapter Twenty: Zichron Ya'acov

By Tzvi Fishman

With the birth of Hodel's baby, the time had come for Tevye to journey onward. Family was a matter of tantamount importance, but a Jew had an even higher allegiance to God. Had not the Almighty warned that life in the Holy Land must be lived according to the commandments of the Torah? That meant observing the laws of the Sabbath and the holidays, eating kosher food, donning tallit and tefillin, guarding the treasures of marital purity, and observing all of the six-hundred and thirteen commandments – most of which were flagrantly ignored by the young pioneers on the kibbutz.

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Letter to Our Son in Gaza

By Tzvi Fishman

What do you say to your son as he waits on the outskirts of Gaza? This is the message that I sent him.

Felafel on Rye / Israel At War: Operation Amud Anan

We Are Seeing Moshiach in Action!

By Tzvi Fishman

The “Amud HaAnan” Operation which Tzahal has now undertaken is intended to protect our beleaguered citizens in the south. But it is much more than that.

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I Love Tel Aviv

By Tzvi Fishman

Strolling around Tel Aviv and seeing how the words of our Prophets have come to pass in our generation, is as much of a spiritual experience as spending a day in the holy city of Tzfat.

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More Beautiful than Everest

By Tzvi Fishman

Last week, I drove with my wife toward the coastline to do a little seaside touring. As we were driving there, she mentioned that someone in her family was going for a vacation to Austria. “Austria?” I blurted, nearly losing control of the wheel. “Why would any Jew in Israel want to go to Austria?”

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Over Here, my Rain Is Happy!

By Tzvi Fishman

Before Shabbat, the Heavens opened with a symphony of thunder and lightning, and the great blessing of rain washed over the Land of Israel in answer to our prayers. Like I do every year with the very first rain, I hurried outside and danced in joy, laughing happily as the raindrops splashed on my face.

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Don’t Tell My Wife!

By Tzvi Fishman

We spent Shabbat in Ashkelon, visiting my wife’s parents. On Motzei Shabbat, my wife stayed in Ashkelon (in the red glare of the rockets fired from Gaza) so that she could take her mother for a medical treatment in the morning. I drove back to Yerushalayim with my children. Along the way, we passed a stretch of fertile farmland. The heavenly rains that had fallen during Shabbat seemed to have awakened the earth, and the pungent aroma of fresh cow manure wafted into the car. My younger boys started gagging and making jokes, the way children do about such things.

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Tevye in the Promised Land, Chapter Nineteen: A Trail of Tomatoes

By Tzvi Fishman

The indefatigable woodchopper, Goliath, provided the posts and slats for the fence which the settlers began erecting around the kibbutz. Ben Zion adamantly opposed the idea, claiming a fence would turn the settlement into a ghetto and curtail any further expansion.

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I Love Hevron

By Tzvi Fishman

As part of our effort to attract our beloved, Diaspora readers with honey, rather than to smash them repeatedly over their heads - in the next few blogs, we will travel the length and breadth of Eretz Yisrael, just like our forefather Avraham did in obeying God’s command, “Arise, walk about the Land through its length and breadth! For to you I will give it!”

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Orders are Orders

By Tzvi Fishman

For many Israelis, the Presidential election in America had a special urgency because of the increasing nuclear threat from Iran, and the hope that Romney would take a more militant stance than Obama. I wrote a short story on the tragedy of looking to America for our salvation, which appears in my award-winner collection of short stories, “Days of Mashiach,” which was translated and published in France this year by a non-Jewish publisher, with reviewers comparing me to Voltaire and the famous fable writer, Jean de la Fontaine. Big deal. Anyway, enjoy the story, and for readers who value true Jewish literature, I invite you to check out some of my other books at Amazon.

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No! No! Don’t Rebuild Galut!

By Tzvi Fishman

I know that I promised to lay the sledgehammer aside for awhile, but a few of yesterday’s news items made me batty. In one of them, the UJA-Federation of New York announced it was earmarking ten million dollars in emergency hurricane relief to its local network agencies and synagogues. Chevre! Chaval al hakesev!

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50 Reasons to Make Aliyah

By Tzvi Fishman

A few readers have written me lately, saying that my blogs are too hard-hitting, and that I would have better results with honey than with smashing people over the head with a sledgehammer. I am not totally convinced

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The Secret of Making a Living after Making Aliya

By Tzvi Fishman

Rabbi Tzvi Yehuda HaKohen Kook said it was like a girl who was set up on a shidduch with a guy whom she knew wasn’t for her. But she didn’t want to embarrass him. So she dressed up in dirty, smelly garments so that he would feel turned off. While he thought that he was rejecting her, in truth, she was rejecting him... Surely, aliyah is the most difficult and challenging mitzvah – the true test of a Jew’s faith in God. But hundreds of thousands of new olim have made it, and so can you.

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The Jews of the United States

By Tzvi Fishman

Years have passed since Rabbi Kahane penned this essay, but it still rings sadly true today. Rabbi Kahane was known for saying uncomfortable things that comfortable Jews didn’t want to hear. In honor of his yahrtzeit, here’s another one of his brilliant and illuminating writings, which was published almost 25 years ago in The Jewish Press.

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Cleverer than God

By Tzvi Fishman

This Shabbat marks the yahrtzeit of Rabbi Meir Kahane, may Hashem avenge his murder. To honor his memory, our next two blogs will feature essays he wrote for The Jewish Press, which appear in the incomparably thought-provoking collection of his articles, “Beyond Words.” May his memory be for a blessing.

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It's Halloween, Let's All Idol-Worship Tonight!

By Tzvi Fishman

The law prohibiting our participation in gentile holidays and customs comes to protect our special Jewish holiness and cultural distinction.

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Get Angry at Rashi - Not at Me!

By Tzvi Fishman

Two Torah scholars were sent from Israel to Babylon. Upon their arrival, they took part in official ceremonies and didn’t reveal the purpose of their visit. They were received with great honor. Gradually, they started to vent their opposition. Finally, they entered a crowded assembly and said to the Jews of Babylon, “Behold, you are a great congregation. You can be independent. You don’t need Eretz Yisrael. You don’t need Mount Moriah.” Their sarcasm was purposely stinging in order to shock the Babylonian Jews. “And you’ve also got Rabbi Ahia here. Let Ahia build an altar, and let Haninah play on a harp. But know that if you detach yourselves from the centrality of Eretz Yisrael, you have no portion in the God of Israel!”

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Lucky Avraham Didn't Have the Internet

By Tzvi Fishman

After all, in Avraham’s time, there were savage Canaanites living in Eretz Yisrael. And there weren’t any kosher supermarkets back then, nor religious neighborhoods, nor Jewish Day Schools and yeshivot for the kids. In fact, there weren’t any Jews living there at all. Avraham would be the first. Who needed the hassle? It made a lot more sense to stay where he was, in Ur America, where everyone knew him, enjoying the good life with the goyim, wait for Moshiach, and pretend, via the Internet, that he was actually involved in building the Jewish State.

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Rachel is Weeping Over You!

By Tzvi Fishman

The yartzeit of our Matriarch, Rachel, falls this year on Shabbat. Every year, more and more people gather at Rachel’s Tomb to pay respects to the Matriarch who is known as Rachel Emanu - Rachel Our Mother. Thousands of pilgrims will travel there today and tomorrow from all over the country, and perhaps 200,000 more will make the annual pilgrimage the day after Shabbat, every type of Jew there is, religious and non-religious, Haredim, Hasidim, and Dati Leumi, men, women, and children, busload after busload after busload, from far and near, waiting long hours for their turn to enter the small but beautifully renovated tomb near Betlechem on the way to Efrata .

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Jews Who Can't Speak Hebrew

By Tzvi Fishman

Did you have trouble reading the Hebrew? That’s exactly my point. Some readers say that I’m a crazy fanatic when I say that Diaspora Jews suffer from schizophrenia when it comes to their Jewish identity. For example, even though they are Jewish, many don’t know more than a few simple words in Hebrew. After all, Hebrew is the language of the Jewish People, not English, or German, or Russian, or Yiddish.

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Tevye in the Promised Land, Chapter Eighteen: Peace in the Middle East

By Tzvi Fishman

The emergency bell clanged throughout the valley of the Shoshana kibbutz. Workers who were building the first stone edifice on the settlement put down their chisels and masonry tools. Field hands set aside their scythes and their sickles and started back toward the compound of mud and wood dwellings. Within minutes, all of the settlers sat crowded together on the benches in the dining hall. With great indignation, Ben Zion related how the Arabs had ambushed them at the well and stolen his horse and two rifles. He demanded that a small force be organized immediately and set off in retaliation.

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An Open Letter to Religious Zionist Rabbis

By Tzvi Fishman

Dear Rabbi: With elections approaching in Israel, I am searching for a religious political party for which to vote. When I think about voting for Shas, I remember their support for Oslo, the surrender of parts of Eretz Yisrael, giving rifles to our enemies, and the terrible sea of Jewish blood that was spilled after the Oslo Accords were signed. That is not the Torah I am searching to find.

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Jews Who Live in Diaspora Houses

By Tzvi Fishman

It seems that the fad at The Jewish Press these days is for contributing writers to declare that Sarah Silverman’s trashy routine is a Chillul Hashem. That may be true, but there’s a bigger Chillul Hashem than Sarah’s. The biggest Chillul Hashem is when Jews choose to live in Chicago, and Dallas, and Los Angeles, and Lakewood, and Brooklyn, when they could live in the Land of the Jews instead. But why listen to me? Let an old writer for the Jewish Press explain it to you – Rabbi Meir Kahane. I turn this blog over to him. Let’s hear what he had to say about Jewish life in the Diaspora.

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Ask Any Eight-Year Old

By Tzvi Fishman

Give this week’s Torah portion, “Lech Lecha,” to an eight-year old to read, ask him where God wants the Jewish People to live and he will answer “the Land of Israel” right away. Give it to a gentile to read and ask him the same question. “The Land of Israel” he will answer without batting an eye. Give it to a Jew in the Diaspora and ask him the same question, and you’ll get a dozen different answers.

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Sarah Silverman is Not to Blame

By Tzvi Fishman

To be perfectly honest, until yesterday, I had never heard of Sarah Silverman. I never saw a photo or a video of her; I never heard her jokes, nothing. While a great deal of junk American culture seeps into the Land of Israel, still we are sheltered from much of it, thank G-d, and I never heard her name mentioned in Israel at all. Until yesterday, when to my surprise and chagrin, I saw the immodest photo of her on the homepage of The Jewish Press, in her sleeveless top and her butt sticking into the air. Gevalt! Reading on about the silly fuss, I was further chagrined

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Rashi Was a Zionist Racist

By Tzvi Fishman

Almost everyone is familiar with the famous first Rashi on the Torah. He asks why does the Torah begin with the account of Creation? After all, since the Torah contains the commandments which Hashem gave to Am Yisrael, it should have begun the precept concerning Rosh Chodesh - the first commandment given to the Israelite Nation.

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The Snake Made Me Do It

By Tzvi Fishman

If Eve had read www.jewishsexuality.com, she wouldn’t have followed after her eyes and got us all kicked out of the garden. If Adam had read jewishsexuality.com, he wouldn’t have eaten the “apple.” Today, we don’t have to make the same mistakes they did. We have the teachings of the Torah and the advice of the Sages to rely upon. While I won’t quote from the holy Zohar here, for people who enjoy the secrets of Torah, there’s a lot more to the snake than his pretty long tail.

Tevye in the Promised Land

Tevye in the Promised Land, Chapter Seventeen: The Milkman's Daughter

By Tzvi Fishman

Tevye decided to stay in Shoshana until the birth of Hodel's baby, which was only a month away. He forbade Bat Sheva to speak to Ben Zion, and asked Goliath to keep his eyes open to make sure there were no rendezvous. Tevye, by nature, had a trusting, good-natured soul, and in the past, it […]

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'Hear O You Deaf and Look O You Blind!'

By Tzvi Fishman

We live a short walk from the Ramada Hotel in Jerusalem. Over the holidays, the hotel was packed with Diaspora Jews from all over the world, but now that the holidays are over, the lobby is pretty deserted. I can’t understand how a self-respecting Jew can leave the Land of Israel and go back to the Lilliputian Jewish life of Chicago, Los Angeles, Toronto, Melbourne, or Brooklyn after being in the Land of our Forefathers.

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Major League Judaism

By Tzvi Fishman

Browsing through a news website, I noticed that the World Series is just two weeks away. I haven’t followed baseball for 30 years, ever since making aliyah. When I lived in America, and thought I was an American, I loved baseball, like everyone else. But baseball doesn’t interest me anymore. I don’t even know what teams are in the running this year. The World Series has absolutely nothing to do with the Redemption of Am Yisrael, so who cares? But maybe we can borrow a few metaphors from baseball to help America Jews understand that Judaism in the Diaspora is the Little Leagues.

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Judaism in a Jar

By Tzvi Fishman

If the recent Sukkot overdose of Shabbat, followed by two days of Yom Tov, and another Shabbat followed by two more days of Yom Tov, isn’t enough to get Diaspora Jews to move to Israel, with its force-feeding of gefilta fish day-after-day, until gefilta fish jelly drips out of people’s noses and horseradish pours out of their ears, I don’t know what it’s going to take until Diaspora Jews are fed up with practicing Judaism in a jar.

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Microscope Jews

By Tzvi Fishman

I found some essays penned by Diaspora Jews who succumbed to the Sin of the Spies in their negative reports of the Holy Land. Oy.

Tevye in the Promised Land

Tevye in the Promised Land, Chapter Sixteen: A Vote is Taken

By Tzvi Fishman

Ben Zion's troop returned empty-handed to the well. They found Tevye hiding behind a tree, sunburned and poised to shoot. Back at Shoshana, a community meeting was once again summoned by clanging the dining-hall bell. Everyone in the kibbutz gathered to express an opinion.

Felafel on Rye

TORAH, TORAH, TORAH

By Tzvi Fishman

During the reign of King Solomon, the Nation of Israel was at its prime. We lived in peace in our own homeland. A Jewish government ruled over the country from the majestic city of Jerusalem. All of the people gathered for the Festivals at the Temple three times a year. Jewish law went forth from the Sanhedrin. Prophets communicated the word of the Lord to the Nation and the world. A powerful Jewish army guarded the country’s borders. Torah was studied in great academies of learning. Hebrew was spoken on the street. The leaders of foreign nations flocked to Jerusalem to pay tribute to the Jews.

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