Mubarak and Clinton Hit Their Heads

In obviously separate events, both former Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak, and US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fell and hit their heads.

Mubarak (84) fell while in a prison shower and suffered a chest injury and a bruised chest. He had fallen previously, 2 months ago.

Clinton (64) fainted and sustained a concussion. She had caught a stomach virus a week ago, and the State Department said she was suffering from dehydration from the virus.