Rubin Reports: Extra! Extra! World Agrees on How to Solve Syrian Civil War!

"The early bird might catch the worm but the early cat catches the bird."

--Me

Here it is at last. The perfect case study of the "international community's" diplomacy on the Middle East, as quoted from a Wall Street Journal article describing efforts to resolve the Syria conflict. And the article has the perfect headline, too!

"World Powers Reach Syria Compromise"

So the problem is solved, right?

“‎An international meeting in Geneva on Saturday on Syria’s crisis agreed, with support from Russia, to support a political transition. However, officials at the meeting said any chance for a political transition to succeed rests on the willingness of the Syrian regime to cooperate.”

That’s right! The powers have agreed to a transition to a new government which will go into effect as soon as the current dictatorship agrees to be overthrown and its rulers flee for their lives and watch their supporters probably be massacred. Perhaps the world will then install a new Islamist government in Syria, forcing it down the throats of the real democratic opposition, which will be dedicated to spreading revolution and striking against Western interests. Isn’t diplomacy wonderful? Next week: The world solves the Israel-Palestinian conflict!